tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

Every time I make a joke and no one laughs, I just think, “It would have been funny on Tumblr.”

cloudcuckoolander527:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Halfway there…

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bestrooftalkever:

unrelated, anyone know a cool place to get a cool new wall clock?

My dad makes clocks out of old film reels. Look around on Etsy.com. They have tons of cool stuff.

mormonheygirl:

It’ll be OK Ryan. You won’t have to get all jealous like when I went to EFY.

EFY is totally worse for a guy. ‘Cause there’ll be other guys there. And we all know about COWs.

mormonheygirl:

It’ll be OK Ryan. You won’t have to get all jealous like when I went to EFY.

EFY is totally worse for a guy. ‘Cause there’ll be other guys there. And we all know about COWs.